It was the first day of school. Each member of this third grade class had to go up to the black board and draw a representation of their summer. Little Jonny got up and drew a dot. The teacher asked him what it was supposed to represent. He replied..."It is a period" The teacher said, "What does that have to do with your summer." Jonny said...."Well my 15 year-old sister couldn't find hers, so my mom fainted, my dad had a heartattack, and the 21 year-old guy next door shot himself!"